SLIMED ''The Crew'' Boxers 2/Pack (Pre-Order)

This item is available by PRE-ORDER only.

Production starts after the pre-order window closes.
This allows us to maintain premium quality, avoid overproduction, and keep Slimed™ exclusive.

🕒 Estimated shipping: X–X weeks after pre-orders close.

🐍 SLIMED™ BOXER BRIEFS

Pre-Order Exclusive

This is not just underwear.
This is Slimed™ — built for comfort, control, and quiet dominance.

Minimal on the outside.
Heavy on identity.

🔥 WHY YOU NEED THEM

• Modern boxer-brief cut — clean, fitted, no distractions

• Ultra-soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort

• Signature SLIMED™ Japanese logo waistband

• All-black finish — timeless, premium, effortless

• Designed for daily wear, not fast fashion

🧪 QUALITY & FEEL

• Reinforced stitching for durability

• Secure fit without pressure or rolling

• Smooth, second-skin sensation

• Built to keep its shape over time

🧬 SLIMED™ PACKAGING

Delivered in exclusive Slimed™ collector packaging:

• High-definition serpent artwork 🐍

• Dark, slime-inspired Japanese aesthetic

• Designed to be kept, not discarded

🐍 SLIMED™

If you know, you know.
If you don’t — you will.